Being a sour, joyless old cunt I have no intention of reading the new Harry Potter book. It's about a school for young wizards, ergo it's for kids. If there was no latent adult embarrassment to be found in reading it then it wouldn't come with the "adult" cover option- the cover could feature a nekkid Hustler model with a magic wand up her fanny, it'd still be a Harry Potter novel and you'd still be an emotional retard for reading one over the age of twelve.
SO. Here's the final novel's epilogue, a week or so before release date. Go on, treat yourself:
One. Two. Three. Four.
While we're at it, all the spoilers you'd need to not have to read the rest of it are here- get yourself a nice bit of adult fiction instead (cough- cough). You'll sleep easier, and there's no hassle with choosing the right cover.
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All this vitriol from a comic-readin', dr who watchin', late 20-something. oh the irony!
ps. I do totally agree with you, though.
Hollys actually read the time travellers wife and said it was quite good as long as you dont think about it too much lol and FUCK YOU Harry Potter is the shizzle.
Right spoiler boy all this emotional retard has to say to you is - COCK!!
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